你們知道毒男多數甚麼時候發功嗎？就是過時過節前，接近2月14日阿源開始從水底爬上來，不過佢動作比較慢，搞到成13號先浮面問我14號得唔得閒，答案當然係唔得啦。雖然無論點都唔會應約，可能我真係好港女啦，但係13號先問會不會有欠誠意呢！
雖則阿源無表白過，不過我已決收佢皮，但話佢on9拍佢嬲，加上我是一個大好人，所以我15號先回應佢。結果我發現有些男人（假設佢仲可以算係男人）比我更賤格。
（英文不好請見諒）
因為我一直都無回覆，阿源15號時傳來這樣一條短訊
源「Good afternoon. Sorry, I know I said something wrong But I do care of u, on the other hand, I don’t have oil mouth, I don’t know how to make u happy >_<」
我「U said nothing wrong, I don’t know what u r expecting, but I guess I’m not the one u r looking for」(事後有人說我太直接，但也有人說要狠一點才對)
源「In my mind, my lover feeling is most important, so I won’t force her to do anything, I just wait for some chance to take care of her and try my best to make her happy」
我「Maybe I did something that caused misunderstanding, I think we can be friends, but not more than that, and you don’t have to make me happy」
源「^^ I enjoy making all my friends around me happy wor, friends is for happy, right? Or u just mean me?」
由於阿源已表明只當我是朋友，所以我已經安樂晒，點知好戲在後頭
源「Whatever la, don’t waste time for think too much on me, it is useless」(反客為主，好野！)
源「Just friend ^.*」
我「Great」
源「I can read you mind haha」
我「U can’t」
源「Ok, I can’t but I can feel」
其實見佢咁講真係嬲嬲地，我一心諗住俾個下台階佢，但佢第一野唔醒水仲要講埋野乜鬼lover盛盛，最後一招反客為主真係令我五體投地。
依家阿源仍然斷斷續續傳我短訊，但放心，我已經沒有理他啦～啦啦啦～～
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